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		<title>General Electric&#8217;s (GE) Jeff Immelt &#8211; Richest people made most mistakes with least accountability</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 17:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christian Riley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rewards became perverted. The richest people made the most mistakes with the least accountability. Jeff Immelt, GE CEO, December 9, 2009

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Rewards became perverted. The richest people made the most mistakes with the least accountability. Jeff Immelt, GE CEO, December 9, 2009</p>
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		<title>You lie, Jacka**, Racist</title>
		<link>http://www.rights.com/2009/09/16/you-lie-jacka-racist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christian Riley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Abuse of Power]]></category>
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		<title>ObamaCare logos for health insurance companies</title>
		<link>http://www.rights.com/2009/08/17/obamacare-logos-for-health-insurance-companies-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christian Riley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some suggested logos and slogans for US Health Care companies who are hoping to survive ObamaCare, the second image adds Geico and Aflac&#8217;s suggested versions &#8211; both groups remain since the second one is less kid-friendly:
Humana: Bureaucracy when you need it least
UnitedHealthcare: Healing health care. Together. With Death Panels.
Czar Permanente of CA
Aetna:  We want to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some suggested logos and slogans for US Health Care companies who are hoping to survive ObamaCare, the second image adds Geico and Aflac&#8217;s suggested versions &#8211; both groups remain since the second one is less kid-friendly:</p>
<p>Humana: Bureaucracy when you need it least</p>
<p>UnitedHealthcare: Healing health care. Together. With Death Panels.</p>
<p>Czar Permanente of CA</p>
<p>Aetna:  We want to control you</p>
<p>Statist Farm: And like a good commie,Statist Farm is there</p>
<p>Blue Cross/Red Sickle</p>
<p>Allstatist:  Your in big brother&#8217;s hands.</p>
<p>Cigna: Live well. Think Well.  Dream Well.  OR ELSE.</p>
<p>Lieco: A 15 month wait could save us 50% or more!</p>
<p>Alf*&amp;ced (Aflac)</p>
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<p>Continued with the second group&#8230; <span id="more-458"></span></p>
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		<title>Consumer Confidence dives in February, where is hope?</title>
		<link>http://www.rights.com/2009/02/24/consumer-confidence-dives-in-february-where-is-hope/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[First Amendment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where did Hope go?
Feb. 24, 2009  Bloomberg reports that confidence among U.S. consumers plunged to a record low in February&#8230;. The Conference Board’s index declined to 25 this month, the lowest level since data began in 1967, from a January reading of 37.4.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where did Hope go?</p>
<blockquote><p>Feb. 24, 2009  Bloomberg reports that confidence among U.S. consumers plunged to a record low in February&#8230;. The Conference Board’s <a onmouseover="return escape( popwQuoteShort( this, 'CONCCONF:IND' ))" href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/quote?ticker=CONCCONF%3AIND">index</a> declined to 25 this month, the lowest level since data began in 1967, from a January reading of 37.4.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Barack Obama, Nigeria Spam take-off</title>
		<link>http://www.rights.com/2008/08/02/barack-obama-nigeria-spam-take-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 13:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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  REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
ATTN: STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL &#38; URGENTCY.
DEAR AMERICAN:
I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.
I AM SENATOR OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA IN PROVINCE OF ILLINOIS. MY
FATHER IS NOT FROM NIGERIA, SO YOU SHOULD HAVE NO WORRIES FROM SCAMMING.
MY FATHER FROM [...]]]></description>
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<p>  REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP</p>
<p>ATTN: STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL &amp; URGENTCY.</p>
<p>DEAR AMERICAN:</p>
<p>I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP</p>
<p>WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.</p>
<p>I AM SENATOR OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA IN PROVINCE OF ILLINOIS. MY</p>
<p>FATHER IS NOT FROM NIGERIA, SO YOU SHOULD HAVE NO WORRIES FROM SCAMMING.</p>
<p>MY FATHER FROM KEYNA, COUNTRY WITH MUCH MORE HONEST PEOPLES. SO THERE</p>
<p>BE NO WORRIES OF ME TAKING YOUR MONIES, ONLY OTHER PEOPLESES. MY</p>
<p>COUNTRY HAS CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF</p>
<p>FUNDS OF 2.5 TRILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS</p>
<p>TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.</p>
<p><span id="more-94"></span></p>
<p>I AM WORKING WITH MR. JO BIDEN, LOBBYIST AND SEANTOR AND GREAT</p>
<p>SPEACHER, WHO WILL BE MY REPLACEMENT AS PRESIDENT IF NEEDED. AS A</p>
<p>SENATOR, JO BIDEN IS KNOW FOR HIS SUPPORT OF IMMIGRANTS, INDIANS</p>
<p>WORKING AT 7-11 AND DUNKIN DONUTS IN HIS NATIVE DELAWARE PROVINCE.</p>
<p>JOE BIDEN REFER TO ME AS &#8220;CLEAN&#8221; AND &#8220;ARTICULATE&#8221; AS REFERENCE</p>
<p>THAT THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE. MR MCCANE HAS NEVER REFERENCED</p>
<p>&#8216;MY MUSLIM FAITH&#8217; AS I STATED ON THE NETWORK OF ABC.</p>
<p>THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED BLANK CHECK TO FIX</p>
<p>HEALTH CARE, HAVE WELFARE INCREASE, AND MAKE TAXES FAIR. WE</p>
<p>NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER</p>
<p>THESE FUNDS TO LAWYERS WHO ARGUE IN TRIALS AND THE ORANIZATIONS</p>
<p>WHO ORGANIZE LABOR BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE.</p>
<p>MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE</p>
<p>AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A VOTER SO THE FUNDS CAN</p>
<p>BE TRANSFERRED INDIRECTLY VIA THE WASHINGTON DISTRICT.</p>
<p>SENATOR JO DO AND I DO PROMISE TO NOT TAKE YOUR TAX MONEY FOR</p>
<p>THIS, ONLY THE 2.5 TRILLION US DOLLARS FROM SOME ONE OTHER WHO</p>
<p>IS SUCCESSFUL AND MAKE MONEY.</p>
<p>PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND</p>
<p>ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO</p>
<p>HELPUSWIN@KARLMARX.COM SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR</p>
<p>COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION,</p>
<p>I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT</p>
<p>WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS WHICH WILL BE TRANSFER TO YOU</p>
<p>AFTER JANUARY 2009. WE PROVIDE SAFEGUARD SO YOU KNOW YOUR FRIEND</p>
<p>PAY, WHILE YOU NOT, YOU JUST GET COMMISSION.</p>
<p>WE TRY TO EFFECUATE CHANGES BY 4 OF NOVEMBER AD 2008. WE AKS</p>
<p>YOUR SUPPORT IN THIS MATTER. I WAIT IN ANTICIPATION OF YOUR</p>
<p>FULLEST CO-OPERATION AND IMPLORE YOU TO PLEASE GIVE</p>
<p>CONSIDERATION TO MY PREDICAMENT.</p>
<p>YOURS FAITHFULLY .</p>
<p>BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA</p>
<p>OGA</p>
<p>ORGANIZER OF COMMUNITIES</p>
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