Rights.com » humor http://www.rights.com Individual rights and today's issues. Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:08:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 We Con The World http://www.rights.com/2010/06/04/we-con-the-world/ http://www.rights.com/2010/06/04/we-con-the-world/#comments Fri, 04 Jun 2010 10:39:23 +0000 Christian Riley http://www.rights.com/?p=1710

]]> http://www.rights.com/2010/06/04/we-con-the-world/feed/ 0 Throw out the old flag along with the Constitution… http://www.rights.com/2010/03/21/throw-out-the-old-flag-along-with-the-constitution/ http://www.rights.com/2010/03/21/throw-out-the-old-flag-along-with-the-constitution/#comments Mon, 22 Mar 2010 01:59:19 +0000 Christian Riley http://www.rights.com/?p=1252 With the "Health Insurance" vote, it has become clear of the two major parties, there is one party of freedom and one party of totalitarianism.  Anyone intellectually honest knows the Constitution prohibits government actions such as this (or the Patriot Act for that matter). To see a document of enumerated, limited powers twisted into the opposite by power-hungry politicians sworn to protect and defend it is disgusting. The Founders are not just spinning in their graves, they have spun so fast they have completely disintegrated.  Just like the protections in the Constitution.

So, the United States can now throw out the old flag while Congress throws out the last vestiges of the Constitution.  As such, a more modern flag is needed.  Several contenders to replace the old "Stars and Stripes" with a more timely flag are shown below.

Which do you prefer?  Let us know in the comments!

Sickle and Strips

Sickle and Stripes - Option 1

Stars, Sickle and Stripes

Stars, Sickle and Stripes - Option 2

Star-sickle and Stripes

Star-sickle and Stripes - Option 3

]]> http://www.rights.com/2010/03/21/throw-out-the-old-flag-along-with-the-constitution/feed/ 0 Cop Out-You know what the worst kind of bad guy is, in my book? http://www.rights.com/2010/02/26/cop-out-you-know-what-the-worst-kind-of-bad-guy-is-in-my-book/ http://www.rights.com/2010/02/26/cop-out-you-know-what-the-worst-kind-of-bad-guy-is-in-my-book/#comments Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:21:42 +0000 Christian Riley http://www.rights.com/?p=1811

Jimmy: You know what the worst kind of bad guy is, in my book?  Somebody that would try to humiliate the father in front of his own daughter.  His little girl.

...

Roy: Listen Jimmy, Ava's like a daughter to me.

Jimmy: She's not your daughter, she's my daughter.

Cop Out (2010)

Paul Hodges: OK, how are we going work this?
Jimmy Monroe: Same way we always do. I interrogate him, you write it down.
Paul Hodges: Oh so you're making decisions now? I hope the whole 6-9 know that you're making decisions. I'm going to play the bad guy on this one.
Jimmy Monroe: Doubtful.
Paul Hodges: Un-doubtful.
Jimmy Monroe: Highly doubtful and you know why because you don't play the bad guy. You just steal all the bullshit lines you hear on TV and the movies that you like.

Paul Hodges: OK, how are we going work this?Jimmy Monroe: Same way we always do. I interrogate him, you write it down.Paul Hodges: Oh so you're making decisions now? I hope the whole 6-9 know that you're making decisions. I'm going to play the bad guy on this one.Jimmy Monroe: Doubtful.Paul Hodges: Un-doubtful.Jimmy Monroe: Highly doubtful and you know why because you don't play the bad guy. You just steal all the bullshit lines you hear on TV and the movies that you like.

]]> http://www.rights.com/2010/02/26/cop-out-you-know-what-the-worst-kind-of-bad-guy-is-in-my-book/feed/ 0 General Electric’s (GE) Jeff Immelt – Richest people made most mistakes with least accountability http://www.rights.com/2009/12/12/general-electrics-ge-jeff-immelt-richest-people-made-most-mistakes-with-least-accountability/ http://www.rights.com/2009/12/12/general-electrics-ge-jeff-immelt-richest-people-made-most-mistakes-with-least-accountability/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 17:59:53 +0000 Christian Riley http://www.rights.com/?p=796

Rewards became perverted. The richest people made the most mistakes with the least accountability. Jeff Immelt, GE CEO, December 9, 2009

GE's Immelt, unintentionally ironic

GE's Immelt, unintentionally ironic

]]> http://www.rights.com/2009/12/12/general-electrics-ge-jeff-immelt-richest-people-made-most-mistakes-with-least-accountability/feed/ 0 You lie, Jacka**, Racist http://www.rights.com/2009/09/16/you-lie-jacka-racist/ http://www.rights.com/2009/09/16/you-lie-jacka-racist/#comments Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:37:14 +0000 Christian Riley http://www.rights.com/?p=591 Kanye is a jackass, lie

]]> http://www.rights.com/2009/09/16/you-lie-jacka-racist/feed/ 0 ObamaCare logos for health insurance companies http://www.rights.com/2009/08/17/obamacare-logos-for-health-insurance-companies-2/ http://www.rights.com/2009/08/17/obamacare-logos-for-health-insurance-companies-2/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:20:41 +0000 Christian Riley http://www.rights.com/?p=458 Some suggested logos and slogans for US Health Care companies who are hoping to survive ObamaCare, the second image adds Geico and Aflac's suggested versions - both groups remain since the second one is less kid-friendly:

Humana: Bureaucracy when you need it least

UnitedHealthcare: Healing health care. Together. With Death Panels.

Czar Permanente of CA

Aetna:  We want to control you

Statist Farm: And like a good commie,Statist Farm is there

Blue Cross/Red Sickle

Allstatist:  Your in big brother's hands.

Cigna: Live well. Think Well.  Dream Well.  OR ELSE.

Lieco: A 15 month wait could save us 50% or more!

Alf*&ced (Aflac)

Suggested Insurance Company Logos

Suggested Insurance Company Logos

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Feb. 24, 2009  Bloomberg reports that confidence among U.S. consumers plunged to a record low in February.... The Conference Board’s index declined to 25 this month, the lowest level since data began in 1967, from a January reading of 37.4.

]]> http://www.rights.com/2009/02/24/consumer-confidence-dives-in-february-where-is-hope/feed/ 0 Barack Obama, Nigeria Spam take-off http://www.rights.com/2008/08/02/barack-obama-nigeria-spam-take-off/ http://www.rights.com/2008/08/02/barack-obama-nigeria-spam-take-off/#comments Sat, 02 Aug 2008 13:45:45 +0000 Chris http://www.rights.com/?p=94

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

ATTN: STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL & URGENTCY.

DEAR AMERICAN:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM SENATOR OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA IN PROVINCE OF ILLINOIS. MY

FATHER IS NOT FROM NIGERIA, SO YOU SHOULD HAVE NO WORRIES FROM SCAMMING.

MY FATHER FROM KEYNA, COUNTRY WITH MUCH MORE HONEST PEOPLES. SO THERE

BE NO WORRIES OF ME TAKING YOUR MONIES, ONLY OTHER PEOPLESES. MY

COUNTRY HAS CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF

FUNDS OF 2.5 TRILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS

TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. JO BIDEN, LOBBYIST AND SEANTOR AND GREAT

SPEACHER, WHO WILL BE MY REPLACEMENT AS PRESIDENT IF NEEDED. AS A

SENATOR, JO BIDEN IS KNOW FOR HIS SUPPORT OF IMMIGRANTS, INDIANS

WORKING AT 7-11 AND DUNKIN DONUTS IN HIS NATIVE DELAWARE PROVINCE.

JOE BIDEN REFER TO ME AS "CLEAN" AND "ARTICULATE" AS REFERENCE

THAT THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE. MR MCCANE HAS NEVER REFERENCED

'MY MUSLIM FAITH' AS I STATED ON THE NETWORK OF ABC.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED BLANK CHECK TO FIX

HEALTH CARE, HAVE WELFARE INCREASE, AND MAKE TAXES FAIR. WE

NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER

THESE FUNDS TO LAWYERS WHO ARGUE IN TRIALS AND THE ORANIZATIONS

WHO ORGANIZE LABOR BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE.

MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE

AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A VOTER SO THE FUNDS CAN

BE TRANSFERRED INDIRECTLY VIA THE WASHINGTON DISTRICT.

SENATOR JO DO AND I DO PROMISE TO NOT TAKE YOUR TAX MONEY FOR

THIS, ONLY THE 2.5 TRILLION US DOLLARS FROM SOME ONE OTHER WHO

IS SUCCESSFUL AND MAKE MONEY.

PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND

ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO

HELPUSWIN@KARLMARX.COM SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR

COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION,

I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT

WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS WHICH WILL BE TRANSFER TO YOU

AFTER JANUARY 2009. WE PROVIDE SAFEGUARD SO YOU KNOW YOUR FRIEND

PAY, WHILE YOU NOT, YOU JUST GET COMMISSION.

WE TRY TO EFFECUATE CHANGES BY 4 OF NOVEMBER AD 2008. WE AKS

YOUR SUPPORT IN THIS MATTER. I WAIT IN ANTICIPATION OF YOUR

FULLEST CO-OPERATION AND IMPLORE YOU TO PLEASE GIVE

CONSIDERATION TO MY PREDICAMENT.

YOURS FAITHFULLY .

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

OGA

ORGANIZER OF COMMUNITIES

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